1)  Sex, eat, sleep, drink, dream....
That's a normal day off in Truckee.
Having dispatched of the later four...
I'm going out tonight...

2)  The phrase "you can't please everybody, all the time,"
was obviously coined by someone trying to cook for three housemates.

3) Caffeine infused underwear, contrary to the manufacturere's claims, do not in fact, make you lose weight.
(not that I tried it, but just FYI)

4) This time of year, weekends are meaningless in Truckee. A week is just one long day, 
it get's light, and then dark, and then light again... No one knows why.

5) If you make, and confirm, an appointment in this town, you can be pretty sure that one or more parties may or may not show up..

6) A Coyote just ran through the back yard, around the house and down the street.
Pretty cool.

7) There is no Seven, seven is sacred, 

8) When it is deemed, by popular demand, that a housemates shoes must be disposed of, due to toxic hazard.
They are NOT, and I can't emphasize this enough, NOT
to be put into the kitchen garbage.

9) Serious jazz music is a new thing to these locals.

10) 49 is the new 21.