I'm sorry... What?

So, curiosity is very much part of my nature.

And with all the new developments with the interweb and whatnot,

research into even the most absurd and inane of human thoughts and practices 

is easy, amusing, sometimes beneficial, and frequently...

perplexing, baffling, mystifying, bewildering and confusing. 

(coffee break)

disconcerting, worrying,

unaccountable (to say the very least), 

paradoxical, peculiar, funny, strange, weird,

and to be blunt, just plain odd.

But don't take my word for this, go google

"If Eve was the first woman,

who was the second... "

(I get the feeling this is not a topic that gets much air play in certain communities, 

which is of course odd in itself, as this is exactly the type of thing that having a good answer for, ummmm,

couldn't hurt, 

considering. 

Even if humanity has only existed for 7000 years, if you can't make up a decent answer in that much time,

Might be time to consider some other options.)

(I'm just sayin')

I did not know this but Mormon undergarments may protect you from fire, 

and the quality stuff may protect you from bullets.

So I'm told...

What else, Invisible supernatural beings reveal themselves in mundane objects like oozing paint or cooking food...

Well, who didn't know that....

Call me crazy but wouldn't it make sense to have more people trying regrow teeth than hair?

Waving a chicken over your head can take away your sins.

It seems....

and probably earn you a few new ones.

A supernatural being cares tremendously what you do with your penis. 

well

That makes two of us.

So let's cut to the chase.

The process that produced this world and human life is best unveiled not by the scientific method,

but by the musings of iron age herdsmen.

Emm kay? 

But don't let them work on your car.

Learn to do that your self.

Also

heck....

thinking...

also, not a bad idea

to ummmm

learn how to do...

for yourself.